Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

Do I look like I give anything resembling a shit?
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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that


easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills


batfricker:

im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble


wintersoldier-iscoming:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is




bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.




high school boy:  omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy:  omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator:  shit shit
high school boy:  bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator:  no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy:  I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin:  fuck shit shit no-
high school boy:  /explodes



ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused